Yes! We need to know what to feed you! Do you want to eat robot food (which is literally machine oil and like, springs)? I doubt it! Are you allergic to things? Do you care where you sleep? Do you want to make me look, in your mind, come on work with me here, like a really sad bedraggled kitten? IS TUGGING ON YOUR HEARTSTRINGS WORKING? BEDRAGGLED!! Isn't that the saddest word ever? Oh my god!
You can make it all go away, by going to that RSVP page and filling it out! (Even if you already did the initial RSVP, this one is different!!) Yaaaaaaay! Then you can think of happy onionfriends! There might be some in your future, even!!
THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!
AWWW look how happy you made them!